jueves, 9 de junio de 2011

fuck yeahhh

Quick Google Search:

how to survive the attack of a velociraptor

yahoo answer:

sorry mate, you're **** out of luck.

Velocirpators are deadly.

I suggest carrying a Calculus book, although Velociraptors are smart enough to do many of the problems, that still will buy you 2 minutes.

Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, try to run, Velociraptors have hoverboards, I bullshit you not.

And just because I did say try math, DO NOT try to outsmart a Velociraptor, because sometimes they can kill you by thought. They use their thoughts to paralyze you, and wham, there goes your neck, and your left abdomen.

Any real suggestions would be, wear a scarf. Particularly a nice one.


Ideally, carry a super soaker filled with grape juice. They find this delicious drink repulsive and you'll be able to combat your own dehydration if you get stuck on a roof top. Doors only slow them down so much.
 

8 comentarios:

  1. haha awesome post! Always loved them :)

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  2. im not sure what just went into my brain but i laughed. followed

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  3. Haha great stuff. I always laugh about the scene in Jurassic Park where they learn to open doors.

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